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Because They Can!
www.becausetheycan.com
New, thanks to Brian: "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
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Why? Don't you own a vase?
Yeah, well, this one's eatin my popcorn!
Please
Practice
Oh yeah, what team does she play on?
It's moose country.
Well, ok, but try not to hit me so hard.
She's on the roof.
I know, read the card, read the card.
What, and get the dog's breath in my face?
You just can't tell a joke.
So I bit him.
And all you'll heare is zzzSnorezzz
Sid, I have to, but you?
By the ears.
Take that, there's your damn canoe.
Hello, Mom?!
Telling you?! I'm telling everybody!
You forgot the toast.
So, I drove her to New Jersey.
Well, if you petted him real nice he might let you.
Some asshole must have my pen.
Because I can't remember where I live
Uh, how much do you want for a rib?
He was out in the street licking his balls when a truck hit him.
Doc says you're gonna die
Just wait for 3 days, it will fall off by itself
I would have gotten out today.
I saw the 3rd guy walking in with pineapples.
Ptooey
He gets tips
It's just an expression, you don't actually blow on it
Oh no you're not, you're going to eat me just like the book says
Surprise
Get the bag
Most of the men just ride the camel to town
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
I left it behind the bush
Who gave you the dime? ... Everybody!
Flashlight, hell, help me find my keys, we'll drive out.
Just lookin around
There's a quarter on your desk and your mattress is missing.
Hog style, dog style, any style. ..Oh dear... No, no dear, ass too high, run to fast
Twenty bucks, same as downtown.
And one of 'ems fish.
Needs ironing.
So, I showed him.
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